A little Naughty
Q.
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
A. Erotic is using a feather...
kinky is using the whole chicken.
There
are four kinds of sex :
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex
all
over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been
married for a while,
you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX -
After you've been married for many, many years you just
pass each other in
the hall and say "FUCK YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife
and her lawyer fuck you in the
divorce court in front of many people for every
penny you've got.
One
day a girl decided to buy some crotchless panties to surprise her boyfriend.
She
went and bought them, got home, put them on and waited.
When the boyfriend
got home there she was spread eagle on the bed with
only her panties and bra
on. "Come over here baby." she says smiling.
The boyfriend backs
off, "If your pussy can do that to your panties -
I ain't going any where
near it!"