A little Naughty
After
sex:
Hooker asks: "Well sweetheart, did you get your money's worth?"
Mistress; "Darling, did you enjoy that as much as I did?"
Wife;
" Beige,....Beige,....I think I'll paint the ceiling Beige..."
A
man entered a tattoo parlor on the lower west side and wanted to get a tattoo.
'What
can I do for you?' asked the tattoo artist. 'Well,' the man replied,
'I want
a $100 dollar bill tattooed on my donger.'
'I've never that request before.
Do you mind if I ask why?'
'Well, I really like watch my money grow. I also
love to play with my money and,
I'll tell you, My wife can blow a hundred
dollar's better than anyone I've known!'
Well
sweetie I am at the end of my free update!
However if you want to watch me
get a little
naughty, then come on in my members area!
I will be waiting
for you!